Kill The Messenger

Someone should start a messenger service whose employees are all death row inmates. Then one could kill the messenger and actually be performing a useful service.

Viva Globalization!

Congratulations to the National Football League for playing its first regular season game in Mexico City. Now that the Mexicans have those of our jobs that have been left over by the Chinese and the Indians, I guess they can afford to buy tickets to football games.

Thinning the Herd

So the good news is that all the iPod people will go deaf, and they won't hear when somebody yells "Look out! A safe is about to fall on your head!," and then they'll die.

Mind you, I'm not in principle against MP3s or compact MP3 players. It's just iPods and downloading as a "lifestyle," not to mention the crappy music that most of those people listen to.